Franklin the Douen

Ohhh I love Franklin already.

Here’s the full shop listing written in Franklin’s voice — playful, backward-walking, dark humor, but still legally clear and Etsy-safe with all the important info intact.

😈 Meet Franklin 😈

Handmade Crochet Demon Plush (Douen, Backward-Walking Menace)

Hello.

It’s me. Franklin.

I am a Douen demon — which means I walk backward, laugh at the wrong moments, and absolutely will stare at you from the corner of the room like I know something you don’t. I’m playful, mischievous, and deeply committed to being adorable and unsettling at the same time.

I was hand-crocheted by human hands using love, patience, and a questionable amount of caffeine. I am not mass-produced. I am not factory-born. I am a one-of-a-kind little demon, and once I leave, there will never be another Franklin exactly like me.

✨ Design Credit:

My physical form is inspired by a pattern from:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4343725314

I was handmade using this design as a base, but my personality?

Entirely my own.

🧶 My Important Demon Facts

• Handmade crochet plush (not a toy from the void… unfortunately)
• Made with acrylic weight 4 yarn
• Sewn-on button eyes (yes, they watch you)
• Carefully stitched details
• Intended as a collectible art plush or décor companion

⚠️ VERY IMPORTANT (Franklin Says Listen)

I have sewn-on button eyes.

This means:

🚫 I am NOT safe for children under 10 years old

Small humans may try to:

• Pull my eyes
• Eat my eyes
• Blame me for eating my eyes

That would be tragic and dangerous.

I am best suited for:

• Older children (10+)
• Teens
• Adults
• People who appreciate demons that mind their business (mostly)

By adopting me, you acknowledge this safety warning and promise not to blame me for human decisions.

🧼 How to Wash Me (If I Get Cursed)

I am made from acrylic yarn, which means heat is my enemy.

To clean me safely:

• Hand wash only
• Cold water
• Mild detergent
• Gently squeeze (DO NOT wring me like a goblin rag)
• Lay flat to air dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not put me in the dryer (I will not survive and neither will your conscience)

💰 The Price of Summoning Me

• $50 USD
  
  • Handmade labor
  • Materials
  • Time
  • Demon energy
• This price reflects:
  
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• Sales tax and shipping calculated at checkout

🚫 All Sales Are Final

I am handmade and non-refundable.

Once I am summoned into your home, I cannot be banished back to the shop.

If you have questions, ask before purchasing. I am mischievous, not unreasonable.

🖤 Thank you for supporting handmade art, small businesses, and demons who just want a shelf to sit on and a vibe to maintain.

If you adopt me, I promise to:

✔ Sit quietly

✔ Judge silently

✔ Walk backward when you’re not looking

Signed,

Franklin 😈

(Professional Douen. Part-Time Menace. Full-Time Plush)